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As you know i regularly help out friends by advertising their works.

This time i would like to bring the youtubechannel of Colonel Twerkins to your attention. 
Colonel Twerkins was featured on the official CW Page a couple of days ago but i want him to have more subscribers. 
A couple of weeks ago, Twerkins joined the Legion of 6six6 and because of him being a great guy and very dedicated to the clan he made officer pretty fast. (you can join us in 6six6 if you like) 


You can find his video's :
  HERE

Now the comments on his video on the CW facebook page were mixed, so why do i advertise him?
Simple my lad, remember this one guy who liked writing and loves to play cw so much he decided to dedicate a blog to it? that guy was me. I ain't no pro, i just love the game and do what i love to do. And so does Twerkins.

CW videos should be about the love of the game, not a collection of prokills or a "see me owning the shit out of everything". Those videos are nice too, but theres "average joes" like myself everywhere!

Fun, and doing what you love, thats what Twerkins and CWStacks have in common. Dont forget that. Not for a moment.



OMGLOL...The day CW got banned =)

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OMFGLOL can't stop laughing....
belly hurts....
make it stop....



Yes gentlemen, this is the official CW page on VK... but is it a tempban or is cw permabanhammered?


Now imagine the following *fictional* conversation  (tfender=Absolutsoft CEO)


VKSupport :  Hello there, how can we be of assistance?
Tfender : O HAI Admin, Today i sit at my computer and i have to go poopy
when i come back from poopy i see message about ban. I never haz used hack? unbannedplz?
VKSupport : That's because your ban is for suspicious competitions.
Tfender : U LIE..I HAZ NEVER COMPETITIONED SUSPICIOUS! UNBANNEDPLZ!
VKSupport : You or someone on your account has posted a suspicous competition, we have evidence for it. 
Tfender : SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE. LIES.. UNBANNEDNAOPLZZZ!!!
VKSupport : We have evidence and no we will not show you this evidence. 
Tfender : O WAIT... my frend haz posted suspicious competition on my account while i was doing poopy. Here he is, wait plz.
Tfender : O HAI Admin, i am Tfenderfrend, i did competition while i was doing poopy. Not him!! Unbannedhimplz!
VKSupport : You do know that you are responsible for your account and anyone who has access to your account?
Tfender : I has access to your mom  :(  U go to hell... I will DDOS the shti out of U IF U DONT UNBANNED ME NOW.
VKSupport : Is there anything we can help you with? No? Enjoy your ban and have a nice day.
(believe it or not, but i had conversations extremely similar to the one above with banned people back in the day when i was a cw facebook mod)

Edit : CW is unbanned on VK; jokes over but the memory remains :D Welcome back CW. 

Stats, what can they tell about someone?

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Hey there you sexy contractor... this time a very small post to think about.

1:  Online time isn't the most important stat but nonetheless can it tell a great deal about a player.
For example. A level 60 player with low hours played is most likely a boosted character, nothing wrong with that, but this low number of hours played can result in a low number of kills. If hours played, is accompanied by a low number of kills, but with a High K/D, then there is a very high chance that you are dealing with an ALT of someone who's mains's stats are too low to get into good clans so he restarted. Good clans can smell this from miles and such people are mostly declined in good clans.
Another example. A level 59 Player with a lot of hours played suggests that this character is donating 75% to his clan in order to level as slow as possible. Why does someone want to level slow? to do more contracts before level 60. So, you can safely assume that this person is spending his time in 30-59 rooms only, which can make him look pro, but he will have a very, no extremely hard time when he finally gets to play vs l60+ people only.

2: Wins and Defeats. This is a nice one because having a high number of wins and a low number of defeats, will expose you as a Stacker. Stacks usually win and antistackers may keep up their k/d's but their teams will loose and thus are registered as defeats. Antistackers have more defeats then wins. The larger ratio of wins/defeat is the harder someone stacks.

This however is not rock solid evidence.

In the above picture, you see the wins and defeats of my alt oOZe. oOZe has a win/defeat ratio of 2.3 . In my book, 2.3 does indicate massive stacking , but.... even though I'm not 100% stackerfree, this ratio is honest as i play my favourite map; site on 30-59 rooms and a lot of times i end stacks and they form on me.

3: (this was posted by someone i don't remember on Kong but it is accurate) Another very tricky ratio; longshots to double headshots ratio, what does it say? well simple, the smaller the ratio, the bigger the chance you are dealing with an aimbotter. My ratio is 5377/176=36; a shitty ratio, Known and banned hackers often have ratios of 4,5,6 Why? because the bot allows you to do easy kills and it does not discriminate, bots make double headshots a piece of cake and hackers don't often realise they are exposing themselves through stats alone.

4: Prokills, well this is a very overrated factor as prokills can give a blurred image of your true skill level. Imagine yourself being level 60+ and a decent player. You will have a hard time doing prokills vs level 60+ people. But wait, lets restart a level 1 character..what would happen? Indeedy, one prokill after the other. oOZe here, is able to do several prokills a day. Onemanorgy (my 65 main) however, can do prokills only occasionally and not consistently. oOZe here has more prokills then onemanorgy...so is he more pro? Nope, it's the same player fighting vs lesser opponents.

5: Wtasks/Achievements completed. Finally a stat that tells something positive about someone. The higher number of wtasks/achievements completed means that someone is Putting more effort into the game. Someone with a high number of achievements unlocked is working towards this and forcing himself to use weapons he would perhaps rather not use. Players with high numbers here are IMO the real veterans of CW, those who try to get as much from the game as it has to offer.

6: Knifekills, can indicate someone likes to do knife-only matches, or is doing his knifekills achievement, but it can also mean that the player likes to prank those who are sleeping, camping or too busy looking through their scope. Someone with a high number of knifekills loves to sneak up to campers and stab them to humiliate them instead of shooting them. ( Allways press the walk key when sneaking up to someone...your footsteps will give you away if you don't)

7: Favorite weapon... Does one buy gp? Is someone a true sniper? Does someone like to spam LMG's.
Favorite weapon tells what style someone has and how to deal with him :D

8: Accuracy ; The most important thing IMO. This stat alone is the reason i don't go and shoot my name into walls or run around shooting like some Counterstrike whore. Sure, working on your K/D is nice, but working on your Accuracy is so much more rewarding, as the higher your accuracy is, the more easy it is to kill...and will affect your K/D in return.
To increase your accuracy, you will have to burst, you will have to aim fast and accurate, and when you do, you will notice that it's fairly hard to get over 20% accuracy. 27% in my case is something i am very proud because i never expected this to happen. My main account has a 20% accuracy, but it's hard to change that as this is my first account, with all beginner mistakes included and a whole shitload of kills which makes it extremely hard to influence my current stats. Even my K/D can outlast a lot of low K/D matches.
Accuracy...work on it, allways. Set goals, think about it when you are spamming and let this be your guide.

So, 8 things, out of quite a few more stats. Aren't they important? well, yes, no..maybe but that's personal, i don't value the number of doubles, ragekills stormkills, grenadekills, etc, much But perhaps they are important to you. Sure, teamkills tell how much of a noob or cunt you are in hardcore but still, this stat doesn't matter IMO.

Orgy out.

Next post will be all about the "Alliance of cowardly stackers" again

"Alliance" Rant time, and how my support for clan STONE is growing!

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(this topic is purely my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of any of the clans or groups of people i am involved with unless specifically mentioned and accompanied by a source)

WHAT? YOU SUPPORT STONE YOU RAT????

No not really, IMO STONE should be monitored very closely for irregularities and banned at first sign of illegal activities.
BUT .. ever since xARMx became STONE i have seen 0 of their members who were hacking. Perhaps the ones i encountered fly straight and the rest hacks, i don't know but i did NOT see STONE members hacking. Period.
What i did see, is STONE members who have had amounts of SP that can IMO only be the result of farming, but i have personally reported those to NQSS and he investigated and assured me that the members involved have spend enormous amounts of GP on contract skipping.
The STONE i see nowadays are people who are not afraid to antistack (Edit : sometimes. I Just pounded some stones that were blatantly stacking)  and don't run away when they go negative in KD. And for that, they deserve at least a some respect!

But enough of STONE, now allow me to introduce to you an even more fucked up story!

For a while now, i have this list in my head of clans that only stack. But in order to shame them and still feel good about it, i needed a way to collect conclusive evidence that would undeniably and statistically proof my accusations. I really don't want to go about and accuse clans that do have antistackers in them as well.

Well, long story short, the list in my head still exists and i don't have conclusive evidence to justify shaming them, furthermore i have encountered antistackers in the clans i thought were stacker clans. So.. i can give you little to nothing.

Until this shows up:


This is from Elite, clanleader of CCCCC posting a video in which he explains the rules of 5c. Mind you that the following is not directed at Elite alone but by ANY clanleader who is involved in this (or such an) "alliance" and forces their members to do the same. This also applies to the clanleader of SYR, who posted this:

These rules effectively FORCE 5c and SYR members to stack with a number of different clans, clans that have members in them that could wipe you like a noob alone. But no, now they have an "Alliance"

"Alliance"

"A l l i a n c e"

well, you call it an alliance, i call it (pardon my french, but read very closely as i mean every word of it): being cancerous tumors to the CW community! GG in becoming even more poisonous then your very arch enemies; "STONE" (A clan which i have not seen hacking since they left xARMx and now at least have the guts to go vs stacks.)

"Alliance"

A clanleader who kicked ALL of his members because they didn't have the level of skill he desired now forces his members to become mindless noobs and hold hands with other players in order to stomp noobies... What are you going to do when teambalancing measures are introduced to the game? Kick em all again because they turn out to be only decent players when in stacks?

"Alliance"

My god, never have i heard such a sorry excuse for stacking. Stacking? Unfair teams? ...nooooo we are only alliancing. Look at us Alliance the fuck out of these noobs... Excuse me while i alliance.

"Alliance"

It's the biggest and sorriest (that even English?) joke i ever heard in cw. And these clans, if they honor this "Alliance" Have just won the Golden 2015 Stacking trophy. Excuse me sir's but you are pathetic P.O.S's and your alliance has just killed the last bit of balance in the game! GG!

But seriously

If you feel like playing with each other, go on teamspeak, or meet up and then stack...  Fighting vs clanmembers is useless because fairness get rewarded by loosing killstreaks and achievements, not playing vs other clans is a true sign of being a pathetic bunch of losers who are afraid to face opposition.

"The mighty alliance of cowardly stackers killing the evil forces of STONE" 7-2.


Shame on you ccccc, and if this little agreement is also honoured by the rest, the previous also applies to BIH, SYR, EAGLE, TRTN, STORM, NXUS and allegedly 007. You have succeeded in disappointing me BIG TIME.

If you feel your clan is wrongfully in this list, please do respond but for now i have no reason to assume Elite is posting false information.

Now, to any of you, what do you prefer more, a small minority of players that hack and ruin your day? Or a massive alliance that ruin your day legitly all day long by stacking the fuck out of you?

Personally, i take the occasional hackers. thxplz.

One dissapointed orgy, out!

(ps, do send in your screenshots of this "Alliance" in action)

Update:  Whether you just don't like him, or outright hate him, he is abso-fucking-lutely right.

gg Sean! Restecp!

update 2 : it was mentioned STONE and LegCW having an alliance first. I have not seen proof of this but either way. Alliances are wrong. very wrong and the above also applies to this alliance (if confirmed)

update 2:

GOD and OhMy will not join any alliance. How about yours?

 Mad respect to GOD!

OhMy have been fighting wrongs in this game since day one and i love my fucking clan for it!

New Hybrid sight.

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Hi contractor.

Sometimes i write and write and write..
And sometimes all it takes is a couple of screenshots to get a smile for the rest of the day.

In the new update, the leupold hybrid sight will be introduced. Check the CW app page on FB or the forums at kong to see more screenshots, i just need 2, 1 really.

This is how it will look like.




And this is how it looks like ingame. Just look at it, LOOK AT IT DAMNIT =)
Look at it and see how it will affect your game. A fully working hybrid sight. this is what i always dreamt of and if my eyes don't fool me, we now got something that is worthy enough to ditch thermalvision,

Thanks Devs... you guyze rawk!!  <3

OMG GUNSALE!!

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Hi princess!

As you may have noticed, there is currently a massive gun sale with HUGE discounts going on in CW for 1 week. If you are the kind of guy (like me) who buys GP, then by all means buy whatever you like

but

if you are a FREE player, please do yourself a favour and DO NOT BUY A GUN BECAUSE IT IS CHEAP.  You will regret it hugely. Buy a gun ONLY when you really support that decision!

(Disclaimer, the following is purely my opinion and people may really be pro with the guns i brand as do-not-buy but i have all guns, and i know which guns i never use and I'm trying to save you from loosing your GP on a gun you will most likely not use, so PROCEED WITH CAUTION )

Guns that are IMO 100% safe to buy are :

- Noveske (but only if you can do prokills to task it)
- Acr-C  (Always a good choice)
- SA58 (if you can do stormkills, you get a beast in return)
- ORSIS (if you like to dedicate yourself to sniping)
- SR3M (if you can do a shitload of tripplekills)
- DT SRS MK2 (not the sniper and ONLY when you play hardcore mode. this gun kicks ass in hardcore)

If you already have a good main weapon you can also buy a sidearm. But paleeze.. do realise that main weapons are more important!!

- S&W (best company for noveske / acr-c and sa58 on mid/longrange maps like osm/LH)
- Glock (good sidearm for snipers, tkpd storm snipers, pecheneggers and needed for several contracts so if you buy it cheap, you may just get your GP back from doing those contracts)
- Pernach (lots of bullets 4 legendaries)

GUNS YOU SHOULD NEVER!! BUY (when you have no or low budget) :

- Raging judge (useless after level 60 because of armored enemies)
- Pmm12 cheap but kinda useless, since ironsights are blocked by it's silencer
- TKPD Storm (funny at low levels..useless at higher levels)
- Shpagina (way, way way too inaccurate to be of real use and I've seen only one player (hitnip) truly shine with this weapon in all of my CW days)
- Mosina (great rifle, with super reload feature (no magazine) for HC mode but with an utterly useless scope)
- Golden AKMS (Shiny good but not really a viable endgame weapon)
- HKMP5SD6 (Mp5k amd the mp5sd are just as nice)
- MK14 EBR CQB ( Great gun, but somewhat obsolete since 417D, MDR and sa58 have outclassed it)
- ASVAL Kobra ( Amazing gun, but lacks the ammo to do easy prokills)
- Keltec KSG shotgun (the credit saiga still pwns this cheap but inadequate shotgun)
- G36C (its good but takes many tripples and after you get a "decent" gun, not OP)
- H&K UMP 45, (it's not bad, it's not good, the range makes other guns better)

The guns i didn't mention can be either bad or good depending on your needs/style/maps/etc.. purchase those when you are absolutely sure that it's the gun you need, not because it's cheap!

L8r contractors.