OMGLOL...The day CW got banned =)

OMFGLOL can't stop laughing....

belly hurts....

make it stop....

Yes gentlemen, this is the official CW page on VK... but is it a tempban or is cw permabanhammered?

Now imagine the following *fictional* conversation  (tfender=Absolutsoft CEO)

VKSupport :  Hello there, how can we be of assistance?

Tfender : O HAI Admin, Today i sit at my computer and i have to go poopy

when i come back from poopy i see message about ban. I never haz used hack? unbannedplz?

VKSupport : That's because your ban is for suspicious competitions.

Tfender : U LIE..I HAZ NEVER COMPETITIONED SUSPICIOUS! UNBANNEDPLZ!

VKSupport : You or someone on your account has posted a suspicous competition, we have evidence for it. 

Tfender : SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE. LIES.. UNBANNEDNAOPLZZZ!!!

VKSupport : We have evidence and no we will not show you this evidence. 

Tfender : O WAIT... my frend haz posted suspicious competition on my account while i was doing poopy. Here he is, wait plz.

Tfender : O HAI Admin, i am Tfenderfrend, i did competition while i was doing poopy. Not him!! Unbannedhimplz!

VKSupport : You do know that you are responsible for your account and anyone who has access to your account?

Tfender : I has access to your mom  :(  U go to hell... I will DDOS the shti out of U IF U DONT UNBANNED ME NOW.

VKSupport : Is there anything we can help you with? No? Enjoy your ban and have a nice day.

(believe it or not, but i had conversations extremely similar to the one above with banned people back in the day when i was a cw facebook mod)

Edit : CW is unbanned on VK; jokes over but the memory remains :D Welcome back CW.