The HK243 Review!

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Now who's a purrdy boy?
My HK243 Review.

Hey there you smexy contracting pimps of contract wars it's been a while since i did my last review and i have been thinking about making a video, but you wouldn't like my 41y old trailer trash grumpy potty mouth voice so...back to writing :D

For this review, and to exclude the influence of skills and customisation i will compare the gun with it's base stats. That and some hands-on experience. Also, i wanted this gun bad so i have unlocked a good number of levels by spending GP on games instead of food. Theres only 3 meta levels i have to unlock, but since i don't want to eat air for the rest of the month, this will have to do.

It seems as the devs didn't base this gun on it's compact little cousin, the G36C but gave it an entirely different set of stats which happen to be eerily similar to that of the Colt IAR. So, that gives us a base to look at.

First of all, the devs have continued to put us Thermal-Whores into an even smaller corner by making the EXPS-2 accessible only through the WTASK!, your only alternative sadly is the butt-ugly and close-range only option the;  Cobra Sight.
Seeing this, i would almost think that Thermalvision's days are numbered or some major Nerf is inbound.

Good thing is, the day i got it, i got überlucky by winning a secret camo from the roulette!

But now :

El reviewos del HK243 es here-os!




Accuracy.
Of the guns, HK243 has the highest accuracy. From a hands on experience, i can tell you that it's accuracy is totally weird because if you use collimators it will feel MUCH less accurate then it's stats suggest...but when using a Spectre 4x (and possibly a nightforce as well) you can snipe pretty successfully on maps like lake.

Recoil.
Hk243 has less recoil then the g36c, as i sorta predicted, but has more recoil then the IAR. With mods, you are going to have a hard time getting this to 1 and this is what IMHO is a little problem with the gun as it also has quite some visual recoil. When using this, you probably want Firestab to make it more accurate but the low recoil of the gun makes firestab a less obvious choice.

Damage. 
Of the guns listed, the HK243 has the lowest damage and this sucks. Really sucks because you can really feel it's underpowered.  Its not that accurate with collimators, has significant visual recoil and on top of that, Damage that feels worse then it should. These 3 factors combined make will make you spray a lot more then you really want.

Firerate. 
The same as the Colt IAR but a lot higher then the g36c which to me is pretty strange. The firerate luckily makes up for some of it's weaknesses.

Mobility.
Lowest mobility of the couple. Depending on what you want to do with it, it can mean 2 things. Mobility is okay when you are primarily using scopes and thus are the campery type. But for the use of collimators and thus rushing, this will be a problem. Especially when trying to task it. (tripples means flanking, flanking means mobility required)
So, equipping the HK243 means, you need to equip a high mobility pistol (ex, glock) to move around. Sadly, when using the HK, you often will wish for a S&W or tasked DEAGLE for sniping.

Reload speed.
Not looking at stats now, but from a hands on experience i can tell, reload speed is "okay" not too long, not to short. Especially considering you have a lot of bullets so you can reload when it's safe.
Now, If you want to increase reload speed, you are going to have a hard time as well, because from what i've seen, if you would like to use the fast reload for slow weapons buff, you will have to unlock EVERY weapon tier, because only the tromix monsterbreak (collimators/rushers) and/or the nightforce (scopes/sniper) are able to pull that off. Good luck grinding it to level 14.

Ammo cap.
As predicted, same as the IAR, and enough for some serious killing sprees.

Penetration.
Lower then the G36c but the same as the IAR. Sadly, this too contributes to the feeling of being underpowered because you can unload an entire clip on a group, without getting tripples in time.

Range.
You can look at it's stats, but i can tell you that when you go sniping with this on lake, range is just dandy.

X-factor : 
Aesthetics. If you are a skin-lover then this huge gun will fulfil every need. Because it's bulky, there's a lot of skin it can show. This gun looks sexy as fuck with probably any camo. The HK243 is also BIG, when walking around you will feel like a tank with this huge gun.

Wtask.
80 Tripples. Which is fair but hard considering you lack mobility and damage plus visual recoil and lower accuracy then expected. Mobility makes it hard to flank, the rest makes it hard to harvest your tripples, even when there's a cluster of enemies. My task is at 25%, with not much hours played, so i cant complain but less experienced folks are gonna have a hard time getting it done.

Customised HK243 vs customised IAR (Future, but very educated guess).

Acc= 100 max, so both will be 100 in effect. In the end theres no difference and since the IAR is bloody accurate now, it can only improve.
Recoil: with customisation, the IAR will have 1 Recoil with much less effort. IAR wins
Damage= IAR wins.
Fire rate = same.
Mobility = IAR wins.
Reload speed, IAR wins.
Penetration will be the same.
So therefor, the day IAR will be customised, the IAR will be better in almost every aspect. (unless a Nerf is inbound)


Conclusion.

EDIT: The more i play with the HK243, the more i'm thinking about abandoning it and abandoning it's wtask. The gun is underpowered, lacks accuracy and punch to mow down groups. Also its mobility is a penalty on a penalty on a penalty... When i'm in a stack, it's okay, but for antistacking i need "real" equipment. Don't buy this unless it gets buffed. 

It's a cool gun and its a nice alternative to those who haven't tasked their IAR because of it's crappy iron sight BUT i feel it's underpowered in a lot of ways and i'm convinced that when the IAR gets customised, the reason to purchase this gun will be gone as well! There's just too little difference between the guns and in fact, the IAR has better stats.

Also ; perhaps i am overlooking the fact that we are dealing with a tier 3 gun and i expect t6 quality, but if i do, so do the devs because unlocking tiers with GP is HELLA CRAZY expensive. Purchasing a fully customised IAR will cost you close to 40-50€

Is it bad? No, but this goes for a lot of guns as well.

What would i not change about this gun.

Wanting EXPS-2, calls for the need to get the task done. Which is unfortunate BUT makes doing it's wtask a challenging "must". I Need the EXPS-2..I want the EXPS-2, so having to go through the tasking process is a logical challenge. Well played devs, but i hope it's worth it, because if its as bouncy as the cobra, i will abandon this gun because i simply can do more harm with other guns, sr3m for example.

What would i change about this gun?

This gun definitely needs a buff on at least one of these things :

Damage. more damage would make up for the visual recoil and crappy sights.
Visual recoil. Needs to get lowered drastically because you need longer bursts to down someone and accuracy is an issue here.
Mobility. What use is a gun that is slow + lacks the punch to deliver when you are finally in position?

Also i keep telling this, but the devs won't budge. Several Russian guns have the low magnification Nit-A collimator, Other rifles have no low magnification alternative. The HHS sight's tool tip says EXPS-2, but the devs say, it's EXPS-2 with different reticle. So thermal whores once again get a cold shoulder.

Should you buy it?

That's up for you to decide.

If you have trouble doing tripples, got stranded at the g36c and IAR wtask...then NO most definitely do not buy it.
If you have the IAR already... well if you like it, you can purchase this but IAR will be customised too and probably give you a gun with even better stats.
If you rent penetration. Yes (because this gun needs to deliver a bigger punch)
If you like to slap your enemy silly. Yes, this gun keeps spraying and spraying and spraying. You don't wanna be on the business end of this baby.
If you like skins. Definitely buy it.
If you like to troll. Buy it, machine gun-sniping on lake is very fun to do :D
If you need a viable endgame weapon. Rent it first and see if you can handle it.

That's it, i tried my best to do an objective review and went even more techy then before, but if you disagree, please comment and let me know how you feel about this gun.

Orgy out!

HK243 Speculations

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So, we will be getting a new LMG, cool right?

A lot of keen player have already figured out that this gun is really a fantasy gun and is a cool but weird way of thinking from the devs.

The HK243 is a civilian version of the G36 of which the Compact variant has all ready made the game. When i say civilian version, it means that it is not a LMG at all but a Semi automatic (sports) version of the G36. Sure, it can be modified to operate in automatic mode but then you won't be having the HK243 anymore but a regular g36 instead.
The HK243 shoots .223 Remington munition which is roughly the same as 5.56 ammo which the g36c uses. Difference is that the 5.56 round builds up more pressure and is supposedly unsafe to use in .223 designed rifles.

Now, Compared to the G36c we could roughly get a feeling about the HK243's stats. (the following is PURELY speculation, no one knows what the HK243 will look like)

Accuracy. A compact model as the G36C will always have a lower accuracy then a full barrel length gun. So if the devs honor realism, the HK243 will be somewhat more accurate then the G36C,

Recoil. Roughly the same ammo type will mean roughly the same recoil. Since this gun is heavier then the g36c, the recoil might be a little smaller. But since it's a LMG, i think for balance, recoil may be a higher.

Damage. "Same" ammo, same damage. Devs could buff this to make the gun stand out, compared to the g36c.

Firerate. Should be the same, but could be a little lower if the devs want to prevent it from looking OP.

Mobility. This is a full lenght barrel gun WITH a beta mag, so it is heavier then the G36C, thus i expect mobility to be lower

Reload speed. A beta mag loads the same as an ordinary mag, so reload speed could be the same, or a little lower if the devs give the additional weight and size a penalty.

Ammo cap. I really don't know how the devs thought process is but i assume it will have the same number of mags as the colt iar (7 when buffed with destroyer ammo)

Penetration. Probably the same, unless the devs know about the 5.56 pressure, in that case, penetration could be a little lower.

Range. Same as penetration.

This is as far as speculations regarding it's stats go.

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Now, the next speculation : What weapon tier? and will it be CR or GP?

These speculations are based on the current layout and available slots, i doubt the devs will change this.

Tier 6 = full. Both Credit and GP gun slots have been filled in this tier.
Tier 5 has room for 1 GP weapon, all Credit slots are filled!
Tier 4 has room for 1 GP weapon, all Credit slots are filled!
Tier 3 has room for 2 GP weapons, all Credit slots are filled!
Tier 2 has room for both Credit and GP weapons. However, tier 2 has a CR AND a GP LMG, so i strongly doubt this will be a tier 2 gun
Tier 1 has room for 1 Credit weapon and 1 GP weapon. GP weapon slot will most likely be offered to a future ww2-era gun, or the fb/kong Winchester rifle.

Now... Credit enthusiasts, there is only tier 1 in which this weapon can be placed. Be honest here, does this gun look like a T1 gun? I strongly doubt it so it is very safe to assume you are out of luck and the HK243 will be a GP weapon!

What tier?

I expect it to be either a T4 or a T5 GP weapon. Since it is closely related to the G36c, it is very possible to be in the same tier as the g36c. However, the devs could do the same trick as the DTSRS family (t3,4) and the P90 family (t5,6). (This could even mean t3)


Anyway

Real gun or no real gun, i'm quite curious about this gun. I love the IAR and a more powerful version of this already kickass gun is very welcome but I'm not going to hope for anything this time because the mpx was somewhat of disappointment to me and this...this gun needs and deserves to be OP as fuck :D

Cartoontime 2 : CW 2015!

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As you know i regularly help out friends by advertising their works.

This time i would like to bring the youtubechannel of Colonel Twerkins to your attention. 
Colonel Twerkins was featured on the official CW Page a couple of days ago but i want him to have more subscribers. 
A couple of weeks ago, Twerkins joined the Legion of 6six6 and because of him being a great guy and very dedicated to the clan he made officer pretty fast. (you can join us in 6six6 if you like) 


You can find his video's :
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Now the comments on his video on the CW facebook page were mixed, so why do i advertise him?
Simple my lad, remember this one guy who liked writing and loves to play cw so much he decided to dedicate a blog to it? that guy was me. I ain't no pro, i just love the game and do what i love to do. And so does Twerkins.

CW videos should be about the love of the game, not a collection of prokills or a "see me owning the shit out of everything". Those videos are nice too, but theres "average joes" like myself everywhere!

Fun, and doing what you love, thats what Twerkins and CWStacks have in common. Dont forget that. Not for a moment.



OMGLOL...The day CW got banned =)

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OMFGLOL can't stop laughing....
belly hurts....
make it stop....



Yes gentlemen, this is the official CW page on VK... but is it a tempban or is cw permabanhammered?


Now imagine the following *fictional* conversation  (tfender=Absolutsoft CEO)


VKSupport :  Hello there, how can we be of assistance?
Tfender : O HAI Admin, Today i sit at my computer and i have to go poopy
when i come back from poopy i see message about ban. I never haz used hack? unbannedplz?
VKSupport : That's because your ban is for suspicious competitions.
Tfender : U LIE..I HAZ NEVER COMPETITIONED SUSPICIOUS! UNBANNEDPLZ!
VKSupport : You or someone on your account has posted a suspicous competition, we have evidence for it. 
Tfender : SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE. LIES.. UNBANNEDNAOPLZZZ!!!
VKSupport : We have evidence and no we will not show you this evidence. 
Tfender : O WAIT... my frend haz posted suspicious competition on my account while i was doing poopy. Here he is, wait plz.
Tfender : O HAI Admin, i am Tfenderfrend, i did competition while i was doing poopy. Not him!! Unbannedhimplz!
VKSupport : You do know that you are responsible for your account and anyone who has access to your account?
Tfender : I has access to your mom  :(  U go to hell... I will DDOS the shti out of U IF U DONT UNBANNED ME NOW.
VKSupport : Is there anything we can help you with? No? Enjoy your ban and have a nice day.
(believe it or not, but i had conversations extremely similar to the one above with banned people back in the day when i was a cw facebook mod)

Edit : CW is unbanned on VK; jokes over but the memory remains :D Welcome back CW. 

Stats, what can they tell about someone?

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Hey there you sexy contractor... this time a very small post to think about.

1:  Online time isn't the most important stat but nonetheless can it tell a great deal about a player.
For example. A level 60 player with low hours played is most likely a boosted character, nothing wrong with that, but this low number of hours played can result in a low number of kills. If hours played, is accompanied by a low number of kills, but with a High K/D, then there is a very high chance that you are dealing with an ALT of someone who's mains's stats are too low to get into good clans so he restarted. Good clans can smell this from miles and such people are mostly declined in good clans.
Another example. A level 59 Player with a lot of hours played suggests that this character is donating 75% to his clan in order to level as slow as possible. Why does someone want to level slow? to do more contracts before level 60. So, you can safely assume that this person is spending his time in 30-59 rooms only, which can make him look pro, but he will have a very, no extremely hard time when he finally gets to play vs l60+ people only.

2: Wins and Defeats. This is a nice one because having a high number of wins and a low number of defeats, will expose you as a Stacker. Stacks usually win and antistackers may keep up their k/d's but their teams will loose and thus are registered as defeats. Antistackers have more defeats then wins. The larger ratio of wins/defeat is the harder someone stacks.

This however is not rock solid evidence.

In the above picture, you see the wins and defeats of my alt oOZe. oOZe has a win/defeat ratio of 2.3 . In my book, 2.3 does indicate massive stacking , but.... even though I'm not 100% stackerfree, this ratio is honest as i play my favourite map; site on 30-59 rooms and a lot of times i end stacks and they form on me.

3: (this was posted by someone i don't remember on Kong but it is accurate) Another very tricky ratio; longshots to double headshots ratio, what does it say? well simple, the smaller the ratio, the bigger the chance you are dealing with an aimbotter. My ratio is 5377/176=36; a shitty ratio, Known and banned hackers often have ratios of 4,5,6 Why? because the bot allows you to do easy kills and it does not discriminate, bots make double headshots a piece of cake and hackers don't often realise they are exposing themselves through stats alone.

4: Prokills, well this is a very overrated factor as prokills can give a blurred image of your true skill level. Imagine yourself being level 60+ and a decent player. You will have a hard time doing prokills vs level 60+ people. But wait, lets restart a level 1 character..what would happen? Indeedy, one prokill after the other. oOZe here, is able to do several prokills a day. Onemanorgy (my 65 main) however, can do prokills only occasionally and not consistently. oOZe here has more prokills then onemanorgy...so is he more pro? Nope, it's the same player fighting vs lesser opponents.

5: Wtasks/Achievements completed. Finally a stat that tells something positive about someone. The higher number of wtasks/achievements completed means that someone is Putting more effort into the game. Someone with a high number of achievements unlocked is working towards this and forcing himself to use weapons he would perhaps rather not use. Players with high numbers here are IMO the real veterans of CW, those who try to get as much from the game as it has to offer.

6: Knifekills, can indicate someone likes to do knife-only matches, or is doing his knifekills achievement, but it can also mean that the player likes to prank those who are sleeping, camping or too busy looking through their scope. Someone with a high number of knifekills loves to sneak up to campers and stab them to humiliate them instead of shooting them. ( Allways press the walk key when sneaking up to someone...your footsteps will give you away if you don't)

7: Favorite weapon... Does one buy gp? Is someone a true sniper? Does someone like to spam LMG's.
Favorite weapon tells what style someone has and how to deal with him :D

8: Accuracy ; The most important thing IMO. This stat alone is the reason i don't go and shoot my name into walls or run around shooting like some Counterstrike whore. Sure, working on your K/D is nice, but working on your Accuracy is so much more rewarding, as the higher your accuracy is, the more easy it is to kill...and will affect your K/D in return.
To increase your accuracy, you will have to burst, you will have to aim fast and accurate, and when you do, you will notice that it's fairly hard to get over 20% accuracy. 27% in my case is something i am very proud because i never expected this to happen. My main account has a 20% accuracy, but it's hard to change that as this is my first account, with all beginner mistakes included and a whole shitload of kills which makes it extremely hard to influence my current stats. Even my K/D can outlast a lot of low K/D matches.
Accuracy...work on it, allways. Set goals, think about it when you are spamming and let this be your guide.

So, 8 things, out of quite a few more stats. Aren't they important? well, yes, no..maybe but that's personal, i don't value the number of doubles, ragekills stormkills, grenadekills, etc, much But perhaps they are important to you. Sure, teamkills tell how much of a noob or cunt you are in hardcore but still, this stat doesn't matter IMO.

Orgy out.

Next post will be all about the "Alliance of cowardly stackers" again

"Alliance" Rant time, and how my support for clan STONE is growing!

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(this topic is purely my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of any of the clans or groups of people i am involved with unless specifically mentioned and accompanied by a source)

WHAT? YOU SUPPORT STONE YOU RAT????

No not really, IMO STONE should be monitored very closely for irregularities and banned at first sign of illegal activities.
BUT .. ever since xARMx became STONE i have seen 0 of their members who were hacking. Perhaps the ones i encountered fly straight and the rest hacks, i don't know but i did NOT see STONE members hacking. Period.
What i did see, is STONE members who have had amounts of SP that can IMO only be the result of farming, but i have personally reported those to NQSS and he investigated and assured me that the members involved have spend enormous amounts of GP on contract skipping.
The STONE i see nowadays are people who are not afraid to antistack (Edit : sometimes. I Just pounded some stones that were blatantly stacking)  and don't run away when they go negative in KD. And for that, they deserve at least a some respect!

But enough of STONE, now allow me to introduce to you an even more fucked up story!

For a while now, i have this list in my head of clans that only stack. But in order to shame them and still feel good about it, i needed a way to collect conclusive evidence that would undeniably and statistically proof my accusations. I really don't want to go about and accuse clans that do have antistackers in them as well.

Well, long story short, the list in my head still exists and i don't have conclusive evidence to justify shaming them, furthermore i have encountered antistackers in the clans i thought were stacker clans. So.. i can give you little to nothing.

Until this shows up:


This is from Elite, clanleader of CCCCC posting a video in which he explains the rules of 5c. Mind you that the following is not directed at Elite alone but by ANY clanleader who is involved in this (or such an) "alliance" and forces their members to do the same. This also applies to the clanleader of SYR, who posted this:

These rules effectively FORCE 5c and SYR members to stack with a number of different clans, clans that have members in them that could wipe you like a noob alone. But no, now they have an "Alliance"

"Alliance"

"A l l i a n c e"

well, you call it an alliance, i call it (pardon my french, but read very closely as i mean every word of it): being cancerous tumors to the CW community! GG in becoming even more poisonous then your very arch enemies; "STONE" (A clan which i have not seen hacking since they left xARMx and now at least have the guts to go vs stacks.)

"Alliance"

A clanleader who kicked ALL of his members because they didn't have the level of skill he desired now forces his members to become mindless noobs and hold hands with other players in order to stomp noobies... What are you going to do when teambalancing measures are introduced to the game? Kick em all again because they turn out to be only decent players when in stacks?

"Alliance"

My god, never have i heard such a sorry excuse for stacking. Stacking? Unfair teams? ...nooooo we are only alliancing. Look at us Alliance the fuck out of these noobs... Excuse me while i alliance.

"Alliance"

It's the biggest and sorriest (that even English?) joke i ever heard in cw. And these clans, if they honor this "Alliance" Have just won the Golden 2015 Stacking trophy. Excuse me sir's but you are pathetic P.O.S's and your alliance has just killed the last bit of balance in the game! GG!

But seriously

If you feel like playing with each other, go on teamspeak, or meet up and then stack...  Fighting vs clanmembers is useless because fairness get rewarded by loosing killstreaks and achievements, not playing vs other clans is a true sign of being a pathetic bunch of losers who are afraid to face opposition.

"The mighty alliance of cowardly stackers killing the evil forces of STONE" 7-2.


Shame on you ccccc, and if this little agreement is also honoured by the rest, the previous also applies to BIH, SYR, EAGLE, TRTN, STORM, NXUS and allegedly 007. You have succeeded in disappointing me BIG TIME.

If you feel your clan is wrongfully in this list, please do respond but for now i have no reason to assume Elite is posting false information.

Now, to any of you, what do you prefer more, a small minority of players that hack and ruin your day? Or a massive alliance that ruin your day legitly all day long by stacking the fuck out of you?

Personally, i take the occasional hackers. thxplz.

One dissapointed orgy, out!

(ps, do send in your screenshots of this "Alliance" in action)

Update:  Whether you just don't like him, or outright hate him, he is abso-fucking-lutely right.

gg Sean! Restecp!

update 2 : it was mentioned STONE and LegCW having an alliance first. I have not seen proof of this but either way. Alliances are wrong. very wrong and the above also applies to this alliance (if confirmed)

update 2:

GOD and OhMy will not join any alliance. How about yours?

 Mad respect to GOD!

OhMy have been fighting wrongs in this game since day one and i love my fucking clan for it!